Better Late than never
Stay tuned for part 3 Yosemite and SF....
All I offer is a minor distraction



I made the decision to soldier on to half way with the hope that they had a spare hanger. I didn't mind the uphills and of course you can roll down hill but pushing a bike along the flat with hundreds of people flying past sucks. Just under 3 hours and two massive blisters later I made it to the Mechanic station only to find that that had run out of the hanger that I needed. The only thing left to do was remove some of the links from my chain shortening it to get the required tension. The only problem with that solution is that rather than having 21 gears I now had 1.
I made the 72km mark with time to spare and lined up the next obstacle, a 50m long 1ft wide bridge. You had the option of walking or riding across. by the time I got there 60 of about 600 riders had ridden and 11 of them had fallen in. After double checking my phone and car key were properly ziplocked I set off at a leisurely 16km/h. It doesn't sound hard but keeping a bike straight for 50m is pretty difficult and for a few split seconds I thought I was a goner but fortuity I made it. Unfortunately 10th gear wasn't great for riding up the sand bank on the other side and the cheers of the onlookers turned to jeers as I pancacked meters after getting off the bridge...
I rode with the A grade guys for the first time this morning. About 50 very toned looking cyclist met at BA in Manly at 5.30 and headed off at a leisurely 30-35 km/h for the first 5kms. Somehow I started in the 3rd pair and by the time we reached the top of Long reef hill the 1st and 2nd pairs had peeled away leaving me at the front. It’s down hill (my speciality being a big, heavy boy) for the 2kms to Collaroy and as the leader I decided to raise the tempo a little. The guy I was riding next to started to drop back, foolishly I thought it was because he wasn’t up to the cracking 45km/h pace I was setting. What I didn’t realize was the first 5 km’s was the warm up and the top of the hill was when they really started to crank. It wasn’t until I got overtaken by a long line of cyclists at 55km/h that I realised we had transitioned from a peel off when you’re bugged formation to an anti clockwise rotation formation. The heart rate was maxing out at 190bpm as I got spat out the back of the Peloton for the first time. At this point I started praying for red lights. Everyone came back together in Narrabeen and over the next 10kms or so I managed to cling to the tail of the bunch. Keep in mind it’s 30% easier riding on someone’s wheel and I was pulling myself inside out to stay in touch as we mached along in the high 50’s. By Mona Vale I had to sit up and let go, fortunately there were a number of other riders in the same boat. We got most of the way to Church point and as the first riders started zooming past up in the opposite direction the guys I was riding with told me to swing around and jump on the tail. I held on for a while but once again I got munched and spat out the back. On the return leg everyone does a slightly different route depending on how they’re feeling. I took the most direct route and found myself hooking up with and getting spat out by different bunches most of the way home. By Narrabeen I gave up and limped home at 20km/h.
I'm not an attention to detail kind of guy. This deficiancy can present in a number of different ways and in a wide variety of circumstances. I did something last night that I have't done for a long time. I sat an Exam..... It's been about 8 years since my last exam and 11 years since I last had the feeling I had last night. That sinking feeling you get when you realise you've stuffed something up big time. Can I just say attention to detail is very very important when reading an exam paper. Had I read the paper properly I would have seen the bit that said "answer 4 of the 8 following statements" in the short answers section. It wasn't until we walked out the door and Nat asked me which 4 short answers did you answer that I realised my folly. Of coarse the extra 40 minutes I spent answering all 8 short answers made it very hard to punch out three essays and as a result I'm pretty sure my essays will come up a little short too. Oh well at least we are saved by faith alone not by exam results so that no one can boast.




Is it worth getting up early to watch a South Africa v England final? possibly not but it did help me sort out the tail end of my fav rugby teams. Going into the final I thought I hated England and South Africa in equal measure. After 80 minutes I was quite shocked to find myself whole heartedly supporting the boks, cheering for Victor and Jon even for that dirty dog Butch.
I cheated in the 1986 MS read-a-thon. Time was running out, mum had been hounding me to get some runs on the board, I tried to read a few books but lets face it, reading just isn't my special talent. After getting the balls up to walk around the neighbourhood asking for a per book sponsorship all I had to do was read ten books and I would reach my fund-raising target and thus receive my prize of a MS book bag. It was the 11th hour and I still didn't have enough books read. Being the entrepreneurial type I even resorted to reading Golden books for some quick fire results but even that was proving too time consuming. On the last night of the read-a-thon I did something that would haunt me for years to come. I falsely claimed James and the giant peach.

New Zealand's opening game against Italy was hard to watch. Not only because it was only shown on one TV in the whole of Manly but more so because of my abhorrence of Doug Howlett. He's such a poof anyone could score tries on the end of the All Black backline. He's in the same boat as Geoff Wilson, glory hoggin nancy boys. That being said I did draw NZ in the office sweep so I get $80 if they win! Let's just hope Dougie gets hurt early in the tournament so I can enjoy supporting NZ. Go the All Blacks....