Calling all proactive self starters!!

I'm toying with the idea of heading off in a new direction work wise and as a result I have just spent the better part of the morning looking at seek. Can I just say I HATE job ads. This is one example of the meaningless buzz word filled crap that I have been sifting through.

"which means you need to be a focused, proactive self-starter, and able to multi-task in a fast-paced environment"

please recruitment people, a little originality.